Most girls don't have a song as terminally lame as this one forever associated with their name. Her song is right: Nia Jax isn't like most girls. It's like the Muses just farted in the songwriter's ear and said, "Yeah, that's all we got." What else could explain how absolutely terrible most of the CW themes are? Mustafa Ali is actually pretty fun to watch work a match: He flips and jumps around with the grace of a ninja. Not only is the Cruiserweight division unpopular with the fans, it seems that the Muses themselves aren't keen on them. It's bad enough that the only gimmick WWE Creative could come up with for Tony Nese was, "Uh, he's got abs, I guess." Giving him a theme song that sounds like a high school metal band trying to cover Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy" is just kicking him while he's down. It's 100 percent subjective.Įvery time the Big Show's theme plays a million dead bluesmen roll in their graves. The only intentional omission to our list is Kalisto (who was already ranked on our SmackDown list).Īnd now for the final caveat: There's no science to this. We tried to make the list as comprehensive as possible, but considering the size of the roster and how often folks drop in and out of active status, we may have missed some people. Active managers like Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon are represented in the rankings. Wrestlers that are currently working as valets, like The Miztourage and Dana Brooke, were not given individual entries. Some tag teams are represented by one entry, while other tag team wrestlers are ranked separately if each member does a lot of singles matches. We included the 205 Live cruiserweight division in our rankings since they're a part of the Raw show.
We're doing it again, but this time for the "red brand." Before breaking down our ranked list of the Raw theme songs, some notes about our methodology.
The last time the wrestling promotion brought back-to-back shows to the Valley, we celebrated the occasion by ranking all the wrestler theme songs on SmackDown Live. (Tickets are still available via Ticketmaster). The WWE will bring Raw and SmackDown Live back to Phoenix on February 19 and 20.
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